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Buddhizoom

Bud•dhi•zoom
[ˈbʊdɪzuːm] noun.

The habit of staring at your own projection while connected on video conferencing tools.The expression originates from Nam June Paik’s (1974) TV Buddha.

Example:
“Sorry, can you repeat? My apologies, I have been Buddhizooming for the last half hour.”

See also: self-love