Schrödinger’s Catwalk
Schrö•din•ger’s Cat•walk
[skɹədɪnd͡ʒəz kætwɔ:k]
noun.
Impossible and apparently unsolvable paradox of being pressured to participate in the promotional engine of social media while understanding that it is detrimental to your reputation as independent (cultural) social actor.
See also: wanted dead and alive